@ girls who wear fake eyelashes to school: the fact that u take the time to glue individual hairs to ur eyeball to look nice for ur education is admirable and i envy u because I do not have nearly that amount of dedication
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As a guy, I never notice unless I’m inches from a girl’s face anyway so what’s the big effort for?
Also, maybe biased because I prefer girls without makeup tbh
i have a feeling u don’t get too close to any girl’s face anyway so unfortunately your preferences are completely irrelevant
i wonder if korra had always known she was bisexual or if she saw asami one day and thought lmao ok if i was straight at one point i’m not anymore
i have this headcanon that when she was younger and found out katara was married to her in her past life korra would get excited and be all “does that me you’re my wife?” and then if someone was rude to katara young korra would yell something like “don’t talk to my wife like that!” and just basically assume being with women was okay simply because she’s already been with them in past lives
How do I say “please pay attention to me, I’m lonely and in a shit mood” without sounding whiney?
Note to my friends. This is a perfectly acceptable thing to say to me if you need me.
Bold of you to assume that I’d be able to actually talk to a person instead of shouting into the void
just in case you need to hear this today:
- you are not a failure
- you are not a waste of space
- you are loved
- you are wanted
- I believe in you
- you can do it!!!!
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
three years ago i was trapped in an awful relationship with a toxic person who blamed me for her drug addition. i had to break up over the phone because every other time i’d tried to break up in person, she had coerced me into staying.
this wednesday my boyfriend drove 45 minutes out of his way just to give me coffee during my long work day like i didn’t have time to do anything but hug him and thank him. when i was close to tears with gratitude, he shrugged and said, “of course.”
things get better. you will go from standing in the shower thinking “god what if this is for the rest of my life” to “god, i hope this is for the rest of my life.” hold on, okay?
Fucking me up rn
My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.
fav quotes from 50 shades
- Christian mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
- The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants. We’re talking small.
- “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.
- He started working my zone. It was bananas.
licking his eyebrow
DO I AFRAID YOU
you woman
How is this series so popular?
It was bananas

